guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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