Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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