She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
