Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
we should paint friendship bongs
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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