I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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