Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My bed smells like the plague
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