how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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