No subtext here. People are naked.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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