so explain again why im purple
no
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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