i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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