Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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