i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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