Only a mothe r could love this liver
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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