What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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