Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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