Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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