Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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