u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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