singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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