Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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