id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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