ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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