windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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