Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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