I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
