The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
whose parrot is this?
be right there i have to get my cape
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
