i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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