I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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