You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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