I want to stick my p in your. b.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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