Don't you send me to vm
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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