Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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