no. you can't hotbox the world.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize