Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
