eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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