At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
