i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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