scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
