Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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