honey bunches of taint.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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