Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
