dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
