Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
