Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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