S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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