Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
worst night to have a conscience
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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