it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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