i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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