How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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