You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
