I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
