We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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