whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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