Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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