Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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