can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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