im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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