is your mom at the bar?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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