My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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