Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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